By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
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Checking you out
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
What'ch'all looking at?
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Consolation prize
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50 favorites
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YDI Master
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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A new thumb
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The return of the thumb
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The thumb strikes back
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By OhWhoCares - 17/08/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco
OhWhoCares tells us more.
I got an FML published!!! Lol wow and I submitted it when I was still pretty upset I didn't think it'd get published :P Okay anyway I ended up calling the police and they were able to find him, along with my books and apparently a ton of other stuff since he'd been robbing people all day and drugs. Hopefully this isn't an omen or anything about my upcoming semester...
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By anonymous - 20/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Kitchener
Hey guys! OP here! So the burning question here is whether I had to clean it. I was *supposed* to help, but I gagged everytime I got within 10 feet of it, so I was spared for everyone else's sake. We didn't need two messes to clean...the video itself is a little embarrassing because I had literally NO idea what to do. (Never been trained in shit scenarios, surprisingly....), but everyone has good humor and their own horror stories to accompany it so it's pretty much like I've just become the weirdest celebrity ever. His commentary WAS really hilarious, though I'm not sure if he'll be posting the on Facebook or Youtube. He said he doesn't want one of his friends to see it and go "OH MY GOD THAT'S GRANDPA JIM!" But I have a feeling it'll still live in infamy for a while. Anyways, thanks for all the jokes guys! I've been laughing all day. I'll have to show this to everyone at work so they can get a kick out of it too. ;)