Panic!
By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02
By padthaimeanoose - 19/07/2015 03:29 - Canada - Surrey
By sarahxHx - 14/07/2015 06:42 - United States - Laguna Niguel
By ramherr - 14/07/2015 00:30 - Sweden - Oxie
Hi, OP here! I must say that I'm pleasantly surprised reading all these comments! A whole lot of you got humour too good to be true. Really brightens the day! Firstly no, I'm not complaining over not being mugged and that was not the intention of this FML, I simply think the fact that even muggers see someone as ''not worth the bother'' FML-worthy. But all and all I'd rather be seen as poor than stabbing material, all days of the week! To those of you wondering what I was wearing, it was a black tank top, jeans and a pair of shoes, nothing special.
By brichard22 - 12/07/2015 14:25 - United States - San Francisco
Hey it's OP. We stood there for a good 5 seconds until he realized it was actually me. He sincerely apologized and he said he hope it didn't offend me. He's a really nice guy and I'm happy to be dating him! :) We went hiking that morning. And for those saying I wear too much makeup on, I don't. I simply have super light eyebrows and eyelashes, and girls here would understand that doing your eyebrows and putting on black mascara makes a HUGE difference. For my face, I only wear a light coverage tinted moisturizer. You're all so quick to judge. SMH.