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By GotMyBitchBack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Zanesville
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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By GotMyBitchBack - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Zanesville
By down trodden - 05/09/2013 07:45 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Palindromesque - 04/09/2013 09:07 - United States - Seattle
By Cheese4men - 14/05/2010 23:28 - Canada
By thanksad - 23/08/2013 01:38 - United States - Cerritos
Hi all, OP here! I'm crying with laughter-you all are hilarious, seriously! To respond to some questions-I discovered my roommate's predilection for silverware and kitchen implements when I poked my head into her room to tell her something and saw an open drawer with a good collection of my utensils. She was actually quite forthcoming, and explained in jaw-dropping detail some uses for a number of them. We've agreed that she can go ahead and keep what she's "used," and that she'll replace the implements now and in future...no cross contamination, she promises. Overall, I'm glad she's sensually creative, so I don't feel the need to resort to hot sauce or splinters! I just fear for the next time she's browsing in the kitchen-I may not be able to scramble eggs for breakfast.