Ban that "rule"!
By PeeFlavouredFloss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montreal
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By PeeFlavouredFloss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montreal
By Drewbie - 13/01/2013 08:53 - United States - Park City
By LilRedRiding_27 - 13/01/2013 07:24 - United States - Northridge
By CaitiieBuggs - 13/01/2013 07:22 - United States - Portland
Op here to give a year later update: After my husband confronted her about the comments she tried to backtrack and do that whole "you misunderstood what I was saying" thing, although she said it pretty damn directly, like word for word. Wedding happened without anymore major problems from her, hubby's sister on the other hand is a different story. Mother in law has tried to convince us to move in with her a few times since, but we've kindly declined each time, but she'll bring it up every so often. She has the idea we're only together because I'm pregnant (which I'm not, but with her logic this is year 5 of my pregnancy) and my husband has called her out on that too, so for all of those wondering, he does defend and stand up for me, even if it takes a little push from my end:)I picked a good one. Hope that answers any questions people had:)
By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow
Op here. Just for clarity I am in shape, I do own a cat but he doesn't exactly solve bedtime loneliness, i do have a roomate but shes on winter break. Comes down to shyness and social awkwardness which I'm working on. And needing to get laid...Also working on it. But thanks for the suggestions.