Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By sadbuttru95 - 13/06/2015 21:20 - Denmark - Slagelse
By Hey_Buddy_ - 11/06/2015 03:38 - United States - Jensen Beach
My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
By W T F - 03/06/2015 07:22 - United States - Jacksonville
By bonsai_girl - 31/05/2015 14:19 - Croatia - Split
OP here, the radio was, thankfully, in one of our sheds and I have now thrown it far, far away