Scarface408

Mr San Jose, United States 25 years-old Single

caseyl 15 April 2015, 13:42 Espoo, Finland

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

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Anonymous 2 August 2015, 05:19 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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