Santa
Canada
Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML
godblessamurica
ugh Buck!
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Not the smartest
Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML