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By projectfain - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Akron
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Type in BEATRIXPAD into google earth and you can see a dead body being dragged into the ocean!!! How delightful...
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I hate to admit this, but since he blocked me on Facebook, I made a fake account to find out and indeed, he is remarried and expecting a child. At first, I was confused and thinking, maybe it was just a friend or someone... then I got furious when I saw their wedding photos on Facebook. FML