By konens_dick - 22/03/2009 10:38 - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By konens_dick - 22/03/2009 10:38 - United States
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OP here, not only that but when I got inside the stall, there was piss all over the seat that I had to wipe away with toilet paper. And the stall smelled like ass.