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By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey
By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States
By nopissleft - 20/12/2013 21:05 - Sweden - Stockholm
By emirie - 14/11/2013 21:33 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg
So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!