By punisher42 - 19/07/2017 12:30
At night, all wolves are grey.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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See, one of you was right.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
You assembled all the relics of a category, what an exploit!
You stole the parrot, now try to keep it.
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You are now a certified FML member
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You're following 200 people
You're following 100 people
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You're following 50 people
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
By punisher42 - 19/07/2017 12:30
By Anonyme - 09/10/2015 14:49 - France - Saillans
By Canne-anis - 15/01/2017 18:00
By sweanne - 20/12/2012 09:28 - France - Villeneuve-tolosane
bonjour! je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. je ne pensai pas être publiée! Pour explication: nos chambres sont face à face, l'agencement des lits est similaire et c'était la 1ère fois qu'il dormait ici. Après j’avoue qu'il fallait être quand même mal réveillé pour se tromper autant.... Bref grosse frayeur matinale, ça c'est du réveil, bouh! Ma soeur s'est réveillée avec nos cris et a rapidement comprit en trouvant son lit à elle vide. Grosse crise de fou rire générale après les tentatives comiques d'excuses et d'explication du copain qui devait être le plus gêné. Et oui heureusement nos parents n'étaient pas là. Merci pour vos commentaires ils nous ont fait bien rire et on vous rassure quand à ses préférences entre ma soeur et moi -j'en suis la plus rassurée? voila voila! et le petit conseil du jour: dormez la porte fermée quand il y a du monde! bouh!