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By heyadrian - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gardena
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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By heyadrian - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Gardena
By hot sweet.... not - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Renfrew
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Tipton
By HelpMe - 25/02/2014 09:59 - United Kingdom - Galashiels
By FMLkoala - 03/03/2014 07:43 - Australia - Auburn
Hi op here, for all of you guys telling me to use flea medicines and all that, I have tried everything and they don't seem to come off and it really "bugs" me. It all happened after I got a dog so yea I'll keep on trying. On the bright side they are happy dreams.
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By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 18:53 - United States - Wellsville
By HanBroman - 17/03/2014 08:05 - Australia - Sydney
Op here, I know the doctors right. It's something I'd suspected for a while but I guess I was in denial. before it happens it feels nice, like I'm getting really close and then BAM all the pleasure stops and is replaced by frustration and sensitivity until i have to ask him to stop because it's so unpleasant. (I've tried pushing on and eventually it goes numb) and this is predominantly from clitoral stimulation. internally i feel even less. I've tried everything. vibrators, special lube, oral (which I actually hate), all kinds of things. I have an extremely supportive boyfriend who is willing to try absolutely anything but nothing helps and it's been a year since we became sexually active. it's become very hard for me to get turned on now since I find there's nothing to look forward to about sexual activity.
By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke
OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
By no - 20/03/2014 22:18 - United Kingdom - London
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By booboo300 - 03/04/2014 22:16 - Canada - Kanata
Definitely not going to defend myself, it was a dumb thing to do. Although, I did whisper, not shout, an answer just to get my friend on the right track. I totally respect my teacher and it was the kind of whisper that probably would have been tried in any class with a hearing teacher as well. She was a great teacher and I think I learned better that way. There is a mix of deaf and hearing asl teachers at my school, though. It was amazing though, because she didn't respond to phones going off, people sneezing, people walking in late (until she saw them) and even the people bashing asl and deaf people in the hall one day.
By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland
OP here. we didn't know my uncle that well he was one of the family members that dropped off the face of the earth. I came in at the wrong time when people were laughing so I thought he was doing an impression this is both a FML and a YDI