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By dating a fucking idiot - 08/09/2012 19:16 - United States
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By dating a fucking idiot - 08/09/2012 19:16 - United States
By Gurl - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Ireland - Dublin
By wtf - 26/08/2012 05:03 - New Zealand - Invercargill
By With_Love929 - 29/10/2012 21:45 - United States - Staten Island
By dagreatpumpkin - 02/10/2012 18:48 - United States
The pumpkin was for a contest. It weighed in at over 500 LBS. No-one was hurt by it being in the intersection, only vehicle damage. Cuplrits have been found and charged with Meyham, 2 counts of Grand Theft (one for the pumpkin, and one for a forklift), Criminal Trespass, and Vandalism. Cinderella, didn't make it to the ball.