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By unlucky neighbors - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - China - Shanghai
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By unlucky neighbors - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - China - Shanghai
By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown
By gavinbanks - 21/07/2013 22:55 - United States - Medford
By jgtrflynn - 24/06/2013 04:37 - United States - Beggs
My Aunt has ALWAYS done something nice for us after a deployment, she is our only family nearby and frequents our home during his absence to make sure I'm still alive when I disappear for days, she used to freak out but now knows she will always find me passed out next to his motorcycle:p(she knows where my spare key is and uses it so much it might as well be hers.) Normally she is waiting outside for us after corresponding with me, but this time she decided to be secretive to try and scare the pants off us (beat her to it) by hiding in the coat closet directly behind the front door and jumping out right as we came in. We did so loudly, crashing into both doors. Said closet has a push button lock on the outer knob, in perfect position.....then of course we got loud and into ourselves, not noticing her calls or knocks. She knows of course how we are after he returns, but her plan just backfired a bit:)
Hey everyone! Op here, thought I'd clear some things up. I had my phone on me but it was dead that night. I actually saw the girl again last night at another party, I told her the story and she have me her number again! Everything worked out for the best I guess, Thanks for the funny comments everyone!!!