The Voice
By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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By NotChadKrouger - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Chels - 11/05/2011 05:17 - Canada
By vaalcrawford - 11/05/2011 04:59 - Canada
By Sola - 11/05/2011 04:10
By Burnt - 11/05/2011 01:21 - United States
it obvs got in my system while i was sleeping. and if theyre poisinous then thats why i had to puke. nd yes i have seen the human centipede, no it was an actual centipede. i cried when i saw it it was ******* disgusting.