By Grrrreat - 04/02/2015 15:16 - United Kingdom - Hatfield
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By Grrrreat - 04/02/2015 15:16 - United Kingdom - Hatfield
By bruhandbutercup - 03/02/2015 00:08 - United States - Hyattsville
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By thelordofpies - 17/10/2014 15:24 - United States
Hey OP here, thanks for all the support guys. Luckily I didn't get into an accident. I was able to come out of the whole incident without a scratch but a massive itchy red welt. The doctor said I'll be fine in a few days time. :)
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pratt
Thanks guys for the support and funny comments. I spoke to our manager and asked her to clear it up with our boss. Luckily he was willing to listen to her so I received an apology and a raise!