SarahShear

Miss Ohio, USA 31 years-old Single

pikachu 20 January 2009, 20:00 United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Huge fan

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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