Mal barré
By blabla02 - 07/12/2015 21:55 - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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See, one of you was right.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By blabla02 - 07/12/2015 21:55 - France
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By Ugly Betty - 18/12/2015 15:44 - France - Bois-guillaume
Salut tout le monde ! C'est moi l'auteure de cette petite vdm, contente de la retrouver publiée ! (NB : penser à l'ajouter à mon CV) Je viens vous apporter quelques précisions : Bien évidemment avant de venir partager ça avec vous, je lui ai fait la remarque (et non pas le reproche, vous noterez) parce que sa logique m'échappait (le panier est dans la salle de bain, et son "tas" dans un coin de la chambre). Ensuite, je n'ai pas l'exclusivité des tâches ménagères mais il a un mauvais timing niveau lessive et si je veux m'habiller mieux vaut que je m'en charge ! On s'arrange pour le reste (si tu fais la vaisselle je vais faire les courses.. ahah) Bref je ne prends pas ce manquement à l'ordre comme une attaque personnelle même si c'est un peu absurde à mes yeux, et ce n'est pas un sujet de conflit comme la vdm pouvait le laisser croire. Ce n'était donc pas l'expression d'un ras-le-bol de ma part mais plutôt d'une incompréhension ^^ Infos complémentaires : - Non, ce n'est pas un chat ! Par contre notre minette éparpille elle aussi les chaussettes mais je me vois mal lui demander de s'occuper de la lessive.. - Ce n'est pas le plus bordélique de nous deux, donc je ramasse à la fois mes affaires ayant échappé au panier, et les siennes. - La lunette des WC doit être rabaissée parce que c'est sa position d'origine, tout simplement ! ^^ - Je n'avais pas convoqué de conseil exceptionnel pour débattre de cette décision d'importance, je l'avoue, je comprends tout à fait qu'il continue à les laisser au même endroit, ça tombe sous le sens. Bonne fin de journée à vous !