By Anonyme - 10/10/2013 23:52 - France - Asni
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C'est ma VDM. Ceux qui disent que j'ai couché avec mon "Ex patron" pour avoir mon "Ex boulot" n'ont pas toutes les infos. Mon ex copain m'a larguée parce que j'ai appris que je suis enceinte de 4 mois et ne veut pas assumer la petite. Voila, en tout cas, merci des commentaires sympa ;) Ps : Mon ancien compte ZhinaOfficiel a été supprimé donc celui-ci est mon nouveau.
Bonjour tout le monde! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je tiens à préciser quelques trucs. Pour commencer, je ne comprends pas pourquoi il y a des personnes qui me disent que je dois rompre avec mon copain. Pour tout dire, j'ai longtemps été avec lui et on rigole toujours ensemble.. Et ce qu'il ma fait dans le bus était aussi pour rigoler! :3 Je tiens aussi à préciser que je l'ai giflée par la suite et il s'est excusé en riant, parce que tout ça C'ÉTAIT POUR RIRE! Il ma ensuite expliqué que ce qu'il vient de faire venait d'un dessin animé qu'il regardait lorsqu'il était plus jeune, et que c'était trop tentant de le faire sur le coup, même si on était dans un autobus. Bien sûr, je me suis sentie vraiment humiliée qu'il ait fait ça dans un autobus, mais je l'ai prise légèrement :) et les "TLBM", je comprend pas ce que j'ai fait pour mériter cette humiliation? Enfin, bref :)