Menace en l'air
By gloups - 02/01/2015 01:41 - France
I agree, your life sucks
84 612
You deserved it
37 925
xAsmodee
Miss
0
Followed
Followed
0
Followers
Followers
23
Badges
Badges
6
Comments
Comments
5511
Visits
Visits
26
Favorites
Favorites
About Xasmodee
Deux, trois choses qui peuvent être utiles à savoir:
Je m'appelle Julie et j'ai effectivement 21 ans, comme c'est t'écris un peu plus haut. Il faut savoir également que je suis en couple avec le plus merveilleux des garçons. Donc si l'envie te prend de me parler de ton système reproductif, il se fera un grand plaisir à t'expliquer ce qu'est la pénectomie.
Je travaille dans le domaine de la petite enfance, c'est plutôt sympa car j'ai encore 3ans et demi dans ma tête.
Sinon je suis totalement fan des brocantes, des object anciens qui ont une histoire, des vieilles moto et des Disney à l'ancienne ...
J'écoute principalement de l'Electro, Grindcore, Hard rock, Grunge, Gothique, Reagge, Ska, Dubstep, Rock sudiste, Stoner, toute variante de Metal, Hardteck, Acide techno, Acide trans ... la liste est longue !!
Si tu as d'autres questions je serais ravis de te répondre :) !
Xasmodee - Followers
Xasmodee - Followed
Xasmodee's page visits
Hugged!
Xasmodee's FML badges
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Xasmodee's favorite FMLs
Mince alors…
By Anonyme - 22/07/2015 15:55 - France - Strasbourg
I agree, your life sucks
61 623
You deserved it
6 889
By lilim - 31/08/2015 04:56 - France
I agree, your life sucks
51 080
You deserved it
4 435
By KittyLeChat - 20/01/2015 22:19 - France
I agree, your life sucks
65 811
You deserved it
12 995
KittyLeChat tells us more.
By papou83 - 07/06/2008 12:55
I agree, your life sucks
64 211
You deserved it
6 833
Bonjour à tous ! :D Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, j'ai fais un compte pour pouvoir vous répondre. Vos jeux de mots m'ont bien fait rire en tout cas. :P Je vous explique : Cette histoire m'ait arrivé en 2011, nous allions à un concert du groupe Slipknot qui passait dans un festival près de chez moi. Et j'étais tellement dans l'ambiance que j'ai pas fais gaffe à ce qu'il y avait dans ce fameux paquet de "boules Quies". J'ai vu que c'était spongieux, que ça rentrait dans les oreilles, alors je les ai essayé et au final quand mon père m'a dit qu'il s'agissait de ses filtres, on a eu un gros fou rire. "T'es vraiment trop conne." Voilà le commentaire sympathique que mon cher papounet m'a alors lâché haha. Depuis il en parle à tous ses amis, et hier il m'a envoyé un SMS en me rappelant cette mésaventure, alors j'ai eu l'idée de la publier haha. Et non je ne fume pas, et je vous assure qu'après avoir su que c'était des filtres, j'ai immédiatement jeté ceci à la poubelle, je ne suis pas une cradasse ! :P Merci au staff de l'avoir publié ! :)