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By criseeconomique - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
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Dites, passants visitant mon profil, que pensez vous du fait de genrer automatiquement toute personne s'inscrivant sur ce site ? Et, de plus, entourer l'image du profil de chaque membre par la couleur stéréotypée censé représenter son genre, ici indissocié de son sexe, soi le rose pour les filles et le bleu pour les garçons... Ça serais pas pousser mémé dans les orties, sur un site d'humour, où donc chaque personne est en théorie un minimum ouverte d'esprit ? Paix et amour, allez vous faire aimer !
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm :) Alors évidemment en 300 caractères, difficile de ne pas généraliser la situation, c'est pourquoi je viens apporter qqs précisions ici ! Nous préparons tous les jours un repas pour le personnel à 11h, malheureusement comme dit dans certains commentaires nous n'avons pas toujours le temps de manger. La satisfaction des clients passe avant tout (y compris notre estomac!). Au soir par de repas perso, mais certains viennent avec leurs propres trucs pour manger, encore une fois tout dépend du monde prévu au soir. #29 si évidemment je peux manger après le service, mais quand tu viens de faire 16h quasiment sans pause, la seule chose dont tu as envie en rentrant chez toi c'est prendre ta douche et dormir un peu avant d'y retourner! Ceci dit, je fais quand même le plus beau métier du monde parce qu'assister aux demandes en mariage, aux mariages, aux premiers restaurants de jeunes couples, aux réunions de famille importantes et avoir les clients qui viennent te dire en cuisine que grâce à l'équipe ils ont passé un moment au top, ça n'a pas de prix !