Sexy time
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco
By M1CHA3L_MY3RZ - 02/03/2016 01:22 - United States
By b5b0n36 - 11/08/2016 16:47 - United States - Fairfield
I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off
By Anonymous - 09/08/2016 20:58 - United States - Hayward
yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion