By Fabrice - 26/12/2012 00:29 - France - Limoges
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
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You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
By Fabrice - 26/12/2012 00:29 - France - Limoges
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Bien le bonsooiir ! Donc, c'est bien moi qui ai proposé cette VDM, et j'ai été agréablement surprise en la lisant sur le site. Tous vos commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire, j'adore ! Bref, revenons à nos moutons. Oui, parce que j'imagine que c'était un kebab tout à fait normal, mais j'ai l'estomac fragile. D'autant plus qu'aucun de mes potes n'a eu d'indigestion à cause de ça. Je tournais au soda depuis le début de la soirée puisque j'étais Sam (au féminin d'ailleurs) et j'ai commencé à me sentir mal à peine une heure après qu'on soient arrivés donc on a écourté la soirée. J'ai conduit pour le retour, une fois le ventre vide, j'allais mieux et je n'aurais laissé le volant aux autres pour rien au monde. On aime bien s'afficher mutuellement lors des soirées, on est jeunes, on en profite, alors ils ont sauté sur l'occasion. Comme vous l'aurez deviné, ça circule sur Facebook et les commentaires reprennent pas mal les termes "Déchet" et "Vomito".
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour info, ma VDM s'est déroulée l'année passée. Ce voisin faisait la fête tout les week-end depuis plusieurs mois, mon copain et moi redoutions le faite d'être en week-end. Ce voisin faisait la fête du jeudi au dimanche matin. Il faut dire aussi quand je suis allée le voir il était complément arraché. Et non mon voisin n'écoutait pas du métal mais du reggae. Quand je suis allée lui dire de baisser sa musique il était plus de 22h30, l'appart était tellement mal isolé que tout l'appart tremblait quand un voisin faisait une machine à laver. Les appartements étaient vraiment mal insonorisés. Pour répondre à certains, oui je suis assez bruyante au lit mais j'ai de bonnes raisons^^ c'est la faute à monsieur aussi^^. Je n'ai pas su quoi lui répondre sur le coup mais c'est pas pour autant que cette anecdote ne me fait pas rire ! Au contraire, je n'en ai pas honte je trouve ça rigolo, après c'est de la manière dont il l'a sorti qui a fait que je n'ai pas su quoi dire ! Voilà je crois que j'ai éclairé tout le monde. Bisou à tout le monde !!!