Don du ciel
By tarja - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Argenteuil
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By tarja - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France - Argenteuil
By Matryoshka9 - 13/07/2016 18:29
By et je fais quoi maintenant ? - 24/04/2016 11:22 - France
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By cliamach - 04/06/2016 22:59 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Au vu des commentaires, je me suis dit qu'il fallait clarifier les choses... Tout d'abord, je vous pris d'excuser l'oublie du mot "je", et également, pour la tournure de ma VDM... Ensuite... cette scène s'est passée sur un ton humoristique en réalité... Notre chien gueulait sans aucune raison, ma mère lui ordonnait de se taire, plus amusée qu'énervée. J'étais à côté, complètement dans la lune, donc je ne me suis pas attendue à ce qui allait arriver... En aucun cas, ce fameux "coup de chaussure" n'a été violent, c'était plus de la taquinerie qu'autre chose. Et concernant le chien : non, ma mère n'a pas recours à la violence avec la chaussure... quand je dis "pour montrer au chien ce qui pourrait lui arriver", c'est ce que m'a dit ma mère quand je lui ai demandé des explications juste après ; ses paroles étaient ironiques...