By soon to be divorced - 24/10/2013 20:06 - United States
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
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By soon to be divorced - 24/10/2013 20:06 - United States
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Hi yeah i know a lot of ya'll are thinking of how dumb am i to wear a nightie and not know the difference..for one thing, it was sold with other dresses and no it's not see through, it actually has an underskirt and the reason my colleague commented was due to the lacy neckline.. and i actually paired it off with a slacks and a cardigan, so no, i'm not working in a brothel though that made me LOL...people can have the silliest idea.. i'm still a bit convinced it's a dress, but nevertheless i'm not wearing it out any more.. cheers!