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By restecool - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
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Bon, il est temps de faire une mise a jour de la description.
J'ai découvert il y a peu un merveilleux groupe appelé Rammstein. Pas encore métalleuse à fond mais la transition se fait. Je suis a l'écoute de toutes les personnes me conseillant du bon métal pour parfaire ma culture musicale.
Mes grandes passions sont le dessin (de toutes les techniques se rapprochant des Impressionnistes ), la littérature et tout ce qui concerne le français et les lettres en général.
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Ma vie est parfaite j'ai tout en n'ayant besoin de rien.
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Bonjour, bonsoir :) Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm et il me semble important de préciser quelques choses. Tout d'abord je vous remercie de vous soucier de ma santé intime et de celle de mon amie, mais nous nous portons tres bien. :) Je prends soin de mon saucisson haha! Pour la petite histoire, ma soeur ne savait pas que je n'etais pas seul, et elle pensait réellement que nous avions fait des sandwiches. Ô jeunesse pure et innocente. Bref, ce fût ma première vdm, et je pensais qu'il serait drole de la partager. :) Bonne soirée ou journée selon l'heure de lecture à tous !
Hello,je suis l'auteure de la VDM! Je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'elle soit publiée! Beaucoup de commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire,et d'autres moins. Non mon père n'est pas schizophrène ,il a juste beaucoup d'humour et qui aime faire rire sa "fifille chérie" x) Je vois que maintenant mon père est adoré de tous ,mais attention c'est chasse gardée haha! Continuez vos jeux de mots dessus,j'adore ça ! :)