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By slingerslasher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - New York
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By aimee_alexis - 20/06/2013 05:30 - Canada - Nelson
hey guys, i cant log into my account i made this post on so i made a new one! The cop told her she was being outrageous and told her to only call for emergencies. Since I live in Canada, if it really was weed, the police probably wouldnt do anything about it anyways. My neighbour is even more pissed off now, and since i live in a townhouse unit she has really been watching me closely. FYI, yes I am only 14 but its only an e cigarette.