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By plocploc - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
By plocploc - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - France
By cassetete - 23/01/2016 15:07 - France - Le Havre