Pissed
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Courtney - 26/05/2016 12:12 - United States
By Marmarfarfar - 01/08/2016 17:23 - Canada - Ottawa
I was so shocked and confused I kind of just froze and the person had already walked off before I could even process what happened! My sister was just laughing so hard the whole time. I did pay it forward though!