Facepaw777

Baltimore, America

Anonymous 1 March 2013, 07:18 American Canyon, United States

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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emasculated 10000% 4 May 2013, 17:05 Ljungby, Sweden

Always prepared

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

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