This sparks joy
By Repethetic - 02/04/2015 12:20 - Australia - Sydney
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By Repethetic - 02/04/2015 12:20 - Australia - Sydney
By usadisvet - 02/04/2015 06:43 - United States - Loudon
By NoCnNoJustice - 17/04/2015 13:49 - Australia - Brisbane
By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers
By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States
OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.
You'd be right! I'll try and condense the story for you. So basically, I was playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (the game mentioned in my post) and my team was messing about and killing each other. In my frustration, I called the one who was the most annoying on my team a baked potato. It seems that he too must have been frustrated, because the next thing I know, he's called a vote to kick me from my team. Since I'm at the top of the leaderboard and I'm carrying my team (despite losing by a huge margin), I think to myself "Well, it's not like they're going to vote 'Yes', they need me on this team if we're ever going to win!" But, to my surprise, they all accepted the vote and I was kicked, consequently resulting in a 7 day ban from Competitive Matchmaking. Well, that's it! I hope this backstory behind it was sufficient.