By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States
By TheLastSerenade - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - Sydney
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By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville
Op here. Just for clarity I am in shape, I do own a cat but he doesn't exactly solve bedtime loneliness, i do have a roomate but shes on winter break. Comes down to shyness and social awkwardness which I'm working on. And needing to get laid...Also working on it. But thanks for the suggestions.