scared shitless in ohio
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Dublin, United States
I'll leave you to it then…
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML