Highway to hell
By hnnhyoo - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxnard
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By hnnhyoo - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oxnard
By Highroller_17 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
By fishtities - 13/08/2015 02:01
By Why Me - 12/08/2015 13:50 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 02:23 - Israel - Tel Aviv
OP here. We had been together for over a year now. Turns out she had been cheating on me for a month and decided to brake things off with me. The reason I didnt know she was the bartender there was because she was recently hired and since I dont usually go there nor did she tell me, I didnt know.