Smart kid
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton
By AM - 31/08/2015 21:46
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By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg
The worst part about this is that he did this last year as well. Except last year, he called TWO days early and tried to shrug it off as a joke. This year, I think he was just super embarrassed and felt like crap. He DID turn my phone back on and called me today (the right day this time) and apologized. Said he was stressed from work. Maybe next year? 3rd time is the charm, right? I mean, he is getting closer to the right day....