Saxophone solo
By fartypants - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Winter Park
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By fartypants - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Winter Park
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I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha