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frenchy_vs_death

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Les Barthes, France
33 years-old
Saturday 10 October 1992
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About Frenchy_vs_death

A French boy who can't seem to be clearly understood. I'm pretty random & crazy around friends. But I'm pretty sleepy too. I'm very honest. Though, I'm a good lier. I'm a "hopeless romantic" & single. I play VideoGames such as KingdomHearts, Ratchet&Clank & RockBand2. But it is always better to play with friends. I love to snowboard & I am competetive when playing sports I like. I listen to everything; Linkin Park is my favorite band. I wish to get a job in WoodWorking or Photography. I write poems as well. I read manga such as Naruto, FruitBasket & Megatokyo. The rest is for you to discover... http://stefanogamelover.deviantart.com/

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 14:46 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML

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Deal breaker

By frankie - 19/01/2009 01:01 - Canada

Today, I had a date with a girl. After movies and dinner, we came back to my place. I had to go to the washroom BADLY. I took a BIG #2 and when I went to flush the toilet to my horror it wouldn't flush. FML

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Kids…

By guessimdead - 19/04/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

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