Guess I'm coming out in a Ford Focus
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - West End
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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