By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco
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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 17:30 - United States - San Francisco
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By minauto - 27/02/2014 23:58 - United States - San Antonio
This actually happened to my boyfriend but he posted it from my account since he doesn't own a smartphone himself. he pulled his engine from his car to work on it (he's an auto tech student) and had been without a car for a few days. luckily he was planning on getting a new ignition, he wasn't however planning on replacing a perfectly good window... but thanks for all the comments guys, i'll be sure to let him know about all the support!
By proudestmonkey - 24/03/2009 05:44 - United States
Breath or body odor isn't the issue. I'm just a quiet kid in a room of loud ones. I guess I'm boring, eh? Also, no, I do not stick my penis in fish tacos.