Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
PhillDante
Mr Stellenbosch 34 years-old Single
Today, I didn't even bother to turn my cellphone off in a movie theater because I knew no one would text me or call. FML
Today, I went to my first ever job interview, in a totally stressed out state. The employer's first question was: "What's your name?" I forgot. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML