Sorry sweetie
By ddhaley1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Edmond
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By ddhaley1 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Edmond
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To explain a little bit more, I've known my neighbor for almost 10 years. We were best friends growing up, and are still really good friends today. I'm pretty sure he was joking when he said it, but it was still weird and out of the blue. And for the person who asked, no, I definitely did not play.