Reunited
By naladetet - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark
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By naladetet - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark
By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny
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By Anonymous - 29/11/2014 21:54 - United States - North Adams
they were wasted to the point of oblivion and probably had no idea what had just gone down. i didn't cry, but i was REALLY angry about it. my clothes were full of shit but luckily i had an extra pair of pants in my car and i had bought a band t-shirt earlier