Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
KatyB101
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
annababyyyy
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was sitting in a boring lecture. Out of boredom, I made a fish-faces with my mouth. Somehow, I made the most realistic fart noise I've ever heard in the process. The whole room stared at me. FML
cat lady
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Egersund, Norway
Happy Caturday!
Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML