razznarry

Miss LA, California 30 years-old Single

SpiderMan 12 March 2009, 00:23 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Love is love

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor… and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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Dunzo15 This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Woozy

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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