Beaupray

Mr Charlotte 27 years-old In a relationship

fuckadaisical 6 December 2013, 20:23 Pontypridd, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

152 comments

hamburger 6 July 2013, 21:21 Adrian, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Sexy talk

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

136 comments