By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France
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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France
By mcdeez - 22/09/2009 02:06 - New Zealand
By guard35 - 12/08/2009 17:02 - Canada
By katt_is_here - 02/10/2011 05:15 - United States
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States
omg,everybody needs to calm down. im not fat. and im not looking for sympathy. i just thought it was funny that the kid said that. i dont think that "my life is over", i thought it was hilarious and laughed forever and told pretty much anyone who wanted to listen. i probably have higher self esteem that most of you on this site anyways. go find something better to do with your life than waste it on the computer ranting about stupid things. k thanks bye