Red state
By piss off - 08/04/2016 22:05 - United States - Vancouver
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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By piss off - 08/04/2016 22:05 - United States - Vancouver
By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley
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By numb fingers - 15/04/2016 05:54 - United States - Banning
Hey guys, OP here! :) So, good news everyone! I'm not dead (yet). Though I almost died laughing at these comments, thanks for making my day! :D I do believe that there is a logical explanation for this odd occurrence. We do have a communal laundry room in my apartment, as many of you have suggested. The strange thing is, we live in a building that only has 8 apartments, and none of us have babies or young children. And I was not doing laundry that day at all, nor do I recall seeing the sock before we left, which was in a very noticeable spot on the floor. I saw it immediately upon our return. Soooooooo ghosts. It's definitely ghosts. *DUN DUN DUUUUUUN* The plot thickens.