Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
carlyt
Kristina
United States
SpanishInFrenchClass
United States
Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML
Anonymous
Noblesville, United States
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML