dancelover136

Miss In a relationship

Anonymous 11 July 2013, 14:24 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML

361 comments

Anonymous 31 July 2013, 16:49 Pleasanton, United States

Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

184 comments