Stranded
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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By rapunzel3416 - 30/08/2013 09:23 - United States - Colton
By IronSkye - 29/08/2013 10:55 - Romania - Bucharest
Okay, I'm glad this FML got published. Thanks, guys! However, looks like I have some questions to answer. Firstly, my sister is almost eleven. The day before, we went shopping, and dad bought foir bottles of beer for a game he was going to watch in two days with his friends. My sister took the bottles and put the beer in cups, it totally looked like lemonade. She even put some lemons next to them! Yes, it was light beer, fortunately. But still alcohol. The kids told their mums the juice tasted funny, so they took a sip and figured out what it actually was. In the end, my sister's excuse was that she knew lemonade wouldn't have been successful anyway.
By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 15:16 - United States - Brooklyn
Yay I'm the OP I'm happy this got posted. I'm 22 and coach girls volleyball. A volunteer basketball coach didn't recognize me and thought I was a student. This happens when we go to away games too. The coaches of the other teams will tell me to leave until my coach is here and even some high school students think I'm on the team. I think it's pretty funny and am glad I still look young.